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Man attaching stolen ATM machine to his pickup truck



Paul Kolacki used a Ford Ranger
pickup truck to steal 29 ATM
machines
by Nathan'ette Burdine: July 23, 2023
 


A 34-year-old fella named Paul Kolacki allegedly used a Ford Ranger pickup truck to steal 29 ATM machines. He didn’t go to one town or city to steal the 29 ATM machines. No sir! Kolacki went to several different towns and cities, throughout five counties in California, to do his stealing.

The five California counties where Kolacki is accused of using a Ford Ranger pickup truck to do his ATM stealing are Los Angeles, Orange, Riverside, San Bernardino, and San Diego.

Kolacki will most likely say that he isn’t guilty of any wrong doing because he was working to get money from places that had machines that had money.

Folks, it’s simple. If you need money, then you go where the money is. And an ATM machine is where the money is. An ATM can have a maximum of $200,000 in cash. If a human, like Kolacki, were to gain access to five ATMs that have $200,000 each within the machines, then he could make $1,000,000.

In order to increase his chances of becoming a millionaire through his “occupation,” Kolacki will need to work in more affluent areas that have a population of people who are in need of ATM machines that carry $200,000 in cash.

Out of the five counties that Kolacki “worked” in, Orange County is the only county that is rank as one of the top ten richest counties in California.

Orange County is ranked as the seventh richest county in California. Being the “genius” that he is, Kolacki did a good portion of his “work” in Riverside County which is the twenty-third richest county in California. Kolacki’s decision to “work” in counties that have more broke people than rich people resulted in him making a little over $6,000.

The money he brought in will not be enough to afford him an attorney who can help him to avoid some of the consequences resulting from the hazards of his “occupation.”

Some of the hazards associated with Kolacki’s “line of work” are the six counts of burglary, four counts of grand theft, and six counts of vandalism he’s been charged with along with the lengthy fines and prison time he faces.




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